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In 1975, a man and a woman decided to spend approximately 47 seconds creating something beautiful. In early 1976, these two ended up with a boy named John. I am said boy. I have never masturbated in a theater, but thought about it as young Simba and Nala wrestled in the grass during ‘The Lion King’. I have since grown into a man with a beard that is self aware like machines from ‘The Terminator’. It drags me from theater to theater and forces me to watch movies, keeping my eyes open with a contraption similar to the one used in ‘A Clockwork Orange’. This has fostered my love for the horror genre and exposed me to the world of exploitation cinema. Have you seen a movie about a man who wears a steel laced glove to beat cops with? How about a movie the grand plan is to turn killer bees homosexual to save the world? I have seen these things and lived to tell about them. Film is the exhibitionist and I am the voyeur. You are welcome to a piece of my mind, I suggest you take it a la mode.